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One day, 4 people were on a small aeroplane, a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and a smartest man in the world.
They were all eating a nice meal until the pilot came out and said, “This plane is about to crash. Grab a parachute and jump!”
The pilot then grabbed a parachute and jumped off. The smartest man in the world said, “I need that parachute, the world needs my knowledge” and so he jumped off.
The priest said, “Boy you take that last parachute, the world doesn’t need me, I am just an old priest.”
The boy scout said, “No, what are you talking about? There are 2 parachutes left.”
“What?” – the priest.
“It is correct, the smartest man in the world took my backpack.” – responded the boy scout.


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The Importance of the BRA:
Q: Which is the striped BRA?
zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA?
coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA?
algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA?
liBRA
Q: Magical BRA?
aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA?
BRAhmin
Q: Metallic bra?
BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie’s Bra?
BRAd Pitt
Q: Botany BRA?
BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA?
BRAnd
Q: Puctuation bra?
BRAcket
Q: A room where BRA’s are kept?
LiBRAry
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole world?
aBRAham Lincoln
Q: Which bra is very important for any vehicle?
BRAke
AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE BRA, How BRAin less.